17
Apr
09

The Three Laws Of…

…The Magus:

  1. A Magus may not injure Order or, through skillz, allow Order to come to harm.
  2. A Magus must obey orders given to it by the voices in its head, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
  3. A Magus must obtain cool-looking armour so long as such efforts do not conflict with the First or Second Law.
 
The Man

The Man

The awesomeness that was Isaac Azimov came up with the original Three Laws of Robotics that many of us are familiar with:

  1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
  2. A robot must obey orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
  3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

 

For Greenskins, Shaeffer came up with:

  1. Da orcses may not bash dem gobbos or, if hungry, allow gobbos to turns to slop.
  2. Da orcses must obey orders given to dem by da Warboss, even if dem orders conflict with da Furst Waaagh.
  3. Da orcses must get lots of dem shinies, but not stuff dat looks shinier than da Warbosses.
  

What would you come up with for your race/career?

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5 Responses to “The Three Laws Of…”


  1. April 17, 2009 at 20:18

    The Law of Empire Citizens
    1. A Citizen may not injure a fellow Citizen, through inaction, allow a Citizen to come to harm.
    2. A Citizen must serve the Emperor and obey orders given to it by a Superior, even when such orders would conflict with the First Law.
    3. A Citizen must only protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First Law.

  2. April 17, 2009 at 22:24

    A Magus may not injure Order

    Aren’t Magi are actually against Order? I’m confused.

  3. 3 Roo Stercogburn
    April 18, 2009 at 11:35

    Technically correct 😉

    My toon fulfills the role I play and I think it is very effective in that role. You’ll probably only see me posting in vague terms on forums as its a bad idea to tell enemy players exactly what you are up to.

    Don’t actually expect me to kill anything but a Magus does look very, very cool.

  4. April 20, 2009 at 09:58

    Hi,
    Interesting, I`ll quote it on my site later.

  5. April 21, 2009 at 13:09

    The Law of Da Gobbo

    1. The gobbo must not get ‘et

    2. Da gobbo must obtain shinies and food for eatin’s as long as this does not break rule wun

    3. Da gobbo must be nice to da squigs unless e’s ungry or da squig is angry or da squig is likely to slow down approaching thing looking to eat da gobbo (see rule 1).


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