How to ask for a heal

Dont over at blame the healer has posted a helpful summary of the different ways that different people ask to be healed.

Given I’m a smite zealot and not your average “would heal you but I’ve got three witch hunters up my bum” zealot my response to the 5 different requests is slightly different.

Aggro ones get noticed, and swiftly put on the “corpses to stand on whilst smiting” list.
Silent ones get a “ffs stop blocking the LoS” and ignored.
Simple ones get ignored, “plz” is not a word.
Roleplayers (if I see them) and the polite types get lucky – with my lightning quick reactions this is usually a HoT on their corpse or perhaps a ress into serious aggro – but I do try 😉

Smite on!